Hubbard, God and Heaven
The Hack and God
Scientology claims to be a religion but L. Ron Hubbard, its founder, held many views that are antithetical to the beliefs of main stream religions. (Hear Hubbard say that "there is no Christ" and read about the influence of black magic in Scientology doctrine.) Although Scientology does not preach a belief in God (since supposedly we once all had god-like powers), the following excerpt offers an interesting insight into the psyche of Hubbard.
"Hubbard also wrote a borderline swordplay-and-sorcery story, 'Typewriter in the Sky,' which ran as a two-part serial in Unknown, beginning with the issue of November, 1940. Mike de Wolf, aspirant pianist, visits the flat of Horace Hackett, hack writer, who is pounding out a yarn of piracy on the Spanish Main in 1640. Mike gets an accidental electric shock and finds himself living in Hackett's story. He is cast as the villain, the Spanish admiral Miguel de Lobo. Knowing what happens to Hackett's villains, Mike-Miguel uses frantic stratagems to outwit Hackett, the quasi-god of this world.
"It is all good fun but not to be taken seriously. The synthetic world of Hackett's imagination has no magic; merely the careless anachronisms and inconsistencies, such as a Steinway piano, that Hackett puts into his story. When Hackett tears up a chapter and begins it over, Mike's situation instantly changes to match. Since the tinsel artificiality of the scene created by Hackett's mind is a basic assumption of 'Typewriter,' the reader is amused but not strongly engaged. At the end, Mike, back in his own body, muses:"
"Ah, yes. The fate. It was his luck to meet somebody in a story and then return without her. It was his luck. But you couldn't expect the breaks all the time. You couldn't ask luck to run your way forever. He had had her for a little while, in a land ruled by a typewriter in the clouds. And now he was out of that and there was no type-
Abruptly Mike de Wolf stopped. His jaw slackened a trifle and his hand went up to his mouth to cover it. His eyes were fixed upon the fleecy clouds which scurried across the moon.
Up there-
God?
In a dirty bathrobe? "
EL-RON OF THE CITY OF BRASS
L. Sprague de Camp
[Printed in the "Literary Swordsmen and Sorcerers" series
in Fantastic, August 1975] |
Hubbard's Trips to Heaven
In an HCO Bulletin published in 1963, Hubbard describes two trips to a heaven that became as seedy as his fictional character's reflection on God (above). The series of implants mentioned in the bulletin were a sequence of electronic shocks (like the one Mike de Wolf experienced) which would zap the individual and put him/her under hypnotic control. Hubbard writes that the first series of implants occurred 43 trillion years ago.
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The gates of the first series [of implants] are well done, well built. An avenue of statues of saints leads up to them. The gate pillars are surmounted by marble angels. The entering grounds are very well kept, laid out like Bush Gardens in Pasadena, so often seen in the movies. Aside from the implant boxes which lie across from each other on the walk there are other noises and sounds as though the saints are defending and berating. These are unimportant to the incident.
The second series, probably in the same place, shows what a trillion years of overt acts does (or is an additional trickery to collapse one's time). The place is shabby. The vegetation is gone. The pillars are scruffy. The saints have vanished. So have the Angels. A sign on one (the left as you "enter") says "This is Heaven". The right has a sign "Hell" with an arrow and inside the grounds one can see the excavations like archaeological diggings with raw terraces, that lead to "Hell". Plain wire fencing encloses the place. There is a sentry box beside and outside the right pillar. The road "leading up" to the gates is deeply eroded. An effigy of Joseph, complete with desert clothing, is seen approaching the gates (but not moving) leading a donkey which "carries" the original Madonna and child from "Bethlehem". The implanting boxes lie on either side of this "entering" path at path level.
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The place, by implant and inference, was supposed to be in the sky like a floating island. Actually it was simply a high place in the mountains of a planet and the gates pathway falls away into a gorge, very eroded and bare by the time of the second implant, but heavily forested and rolling at the time of the first."
- L. Ron Hubbard, HCO Bulletin (May 11, 1963)
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